I am a 26 year old male from Long Island, New York currently living in Madrid, Spain, teaching English to high schoolers. I have an over-active imagination which probably led me to quit my job, travel the world and start this blog. I am a recovering dating app-addict. I’m searching for meaning, one awkward encounter at a time. I don’t like bacon or small talk. Loud bars and clubs irritate me. I am sober.